The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher, Miss Smith, wanted them to be more grownup since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grownup words instead of baby word and asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

The first little one said he went to see his Nana.

Miss Smith said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grownup word."

The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo.

Miss Smith again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grownup word."

Miss Smith then asked the third little one what he did during the summer.

He proudly stated that he read a book.

Miss Smith asked what book he had read.

He puffed out his little chest and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the Sh!t."
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