Reminds me of this joke (?) I read many years ago. Hope I got it right. Goes like this: Questions a collector hates to hear from (his wife or whomever) (mainly for things bigger than a chip, I guess):
¶ why did you buy that?
¶ how much did it cost?
¶ where are we going to put it?
¶ how do I get rid of it after you die?

Robert