Dear A.S. Taxpayer:
You are scheduled for an informal review of your 2007 tax liability at the Federal Building on Thursday, May 1, 2008, at 9:00 A.M. You are entitled, but not required, to bring an attorney or tax advisor. Please bring your records for tax year 2007 as well as a large jar of petroleum jelly. If this date and time are inconvenient, please contact us at 1-800-555-1040, and we will send two agents to escort you.

Have a happy day,

Your Internal Revenue Service