If your wife is "rolling her eyes" at YOUR exploits, just have her talk with Darrell at the convention. After Darrell tells her tales of my "collecting" of Vegas trinkets (anybody got casino logo toilet paper?)......stalking hotel maid carts for room menus.....snagging restaurant menus whenever possible.....climbing onto the tops of vendor carts on Fremont to get a LV NASCAR banner (he wouldn't let me, but boy - did I argue for it!)....making him "tag team" with me for casino bar matches.....my exploits will make you look like a SAINT!!!!