I have a friend named Curtis that has some chips for sale. He lives under a dumpster behind the Extreme Ultra Almost New Town Tavern on Jackson street in West Las Vegas. Send a crabby white guy with a snow blower wearing a lumberjack shirt with dark sunglasses around midnight to see him. Bring cash. Lotsa cash.

I also have a slightly smelly friend named Reggie that lives behind a hay stalk in Des Moins, Iowa. He dosen't have anything to sell exactly, he's just slightly stinky.

Hope this helps.