I tell ya, she don't get no respect!
If you look up "hapless" in the dictionary, you'll find her pic. She used to live hereabouts when she was a world-class skater. My barber cut her hair when she was a kid and Tonya had pretty bleak prospects growing up except for her not-ever-in-dispute skating talent. After the the Nancy Kerrigan ("whymewhymewhyme!") debacle she moved across the river to Washougle WA., bought a big ol' 4ba4 Ford Pickem Up and pitched that hubcap at her boyfriend one night up there at her mobile home. Sigh. Here in Portland, we keep track of the girl as she is arguably Orygone's most famous personage...well, since Harmon Killebrew died.
Baseball bat?
Her dirtbag kneecappin' video-taping hubby divorced her and changed his name. Guess he thought it would hurt his chances on the pro forklift circuit.
I know a lot about Nevada Club chips too.