Jeeze! I spend the weekend sweating my arse off building forms for deck step footings (wrapping a deck with 2 steps down all the way around is like a whole 'nother deck!), and all you guys can do is make fun of me! Let's get some facts straight here.

1) I weigh 180 naked, and the scale at Walgreen Pharmacy never lies.

2) That's not a brick in my back pocket and I'm not happy to see you. But you aren't far off. The brick I'm saving for you was loaded into my underwear by accident just the other day. I'm sure you'll be pleased.