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THE ITALIAN ELBOW - READ ALL THE WAY DOWN

THE ITALIAN ELBOW

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his new wife.

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.

I am inna apartmenta #301. There issa bigga panel at the front door.

With you elbow pusha button #301.

I will Buzza you in.

Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbowpusha #3.

When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hita my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but,,,,, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?

"WWWhat . . . . . . . . . .

You comma empty handed? "

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THE ITALIAN ELBOW - READ ALL THE WAY DOWN
Finally, I'ma able to understanda whata you write.

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