An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his new wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta #301. There issa bigga panel at the front door.
With you elbow pusha button #301.
I will Buzza you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbowpusha #3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hita my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but,,,,, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"WWWhat . . . . . . . . . .
You comma empty handed? "
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