I'm sure he will send your "silly ass 5.00 chip" as you put it. Just because you snap your fingers and expect him to sit at attention and hasnt, give the guy a break. Maybe he has something going on in his life right now, that might be a little more important than getting to the post office to mail out your chip, as unbelievable as that may seem to you. No need to be downright rude and nasty and try to belittle him. What has happen to this board? I see several people just being so rude to each other...having heated debates is one thing, thats to be expected....but there is no call for rudeness. There is a thing called patience, try to find some....it may make your life better