It really comes naturally to me. I come from a long line of a**holes. My dad was one, his dad was one and so on and so forth back to the snake in the Garden of Eden so it's said. The evolution side of the family swears we emerged from the primordal soup, seeded with a bag of smashed a**holes. I find that tale very possible, if not probable.

Now since you've called me an a**hole, I hope not many here get upset if I reply in the same tone.

It's just a guess mind you, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I would say that the best part of you ran down your mother's leg and your father spent a great deal of his life thinking that he should have "taken things into his own hands" so to speak?

Now remember- if you are gonna sling mud, ya just gotta expect some to head back your way.

I'm sure the Hayes Commission will find my insult worse than yours, but hey the morality police have nothing better to do.