... my dear Mr. Reilly! And did you notice my play on the number 8 in the opening bid? Again, I can parlay a superstition without buying into it. Amazing, huh? Is it deceptive advertising, or simply knowing the market? EBay truly is the mother of all evil! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

As I recall, you profess lawyerism. Do you seek only the truth, or do you seek to defend your client? Methinks thou art the pot.