I OPENED THE ZIP FILE......
... and it installed on to my computer. About 30 minutes later I went to pay my bills online and discovered I had 9 million dollars extra in checking and 12 million extra in savings. Checked my credit cards online... all paid up. Called my broker, 28 million extra there. I have been getting calls all morning from banks telling me wire transfers of 10+ millions are being deposited in my account. Paypal just emailed that I must withdraw funds as I have reashed the max allowed for a single depositor. I went to the ATM and asked for $20 and the machine emptied a wash basket full of $20's! I am drowning in money..... PLEASE HELP. I WILL NEVER OPEN ANOTHER EMAIL I PROMISE!!
Actually, my virus scan killed it dead in its tracks and swept it under the rug, so I guess I will never really know what it would do.