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A man walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from 'round here are ya?"

"No," replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania."

The bartender looks at him and asks, "Well, what do you do in Pensylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist." said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered, then asked, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man looked at the bartender and explained, "Well, I mount dead animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to everyone at the bar, all of whom are staring at him, "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
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