A sad story!
This little boy named allan was taken from his miami home and placed in a foster home by socail services because of terrible abuse and beatings from his parents. The boy along with social service apeared in court and when asked by the judge if the boy would like to live with his only other family member his aunt, the boy stated that his aunt also abused him more than his parents. So the judge ordered a break for 15 mins. When he came back the judge did something out of the ordinary and told the boy that he was placeing him in custidy of the miami dolphins. The lady that was from social services along with the rest of the court room was puzzled and asked the judge why the dolphins? The judge said simply "the miami dolphins cant beat anyone!