"If you were to take chips like these and spread them out, 1000 of them on the ground, essentially it would be a federal Superfund site. That's how much lead are in these things

Oh Gee, now I gotta call the EPA. How are they gonna squeeze down my basement steps in those yellow suits??????

"The worst case scenario would be to have a toddler take a chip like this and stick it in their mouth and by that method they could get a very large dose of lead."

Gee whiz. And I put some $1 Traders in the kiddies Halloween baskets this year. Plus my youngest has a 3 Paulson-a-day habit she is gonna have to kick.

Darn it.