This hasn't got anything to do with anything really but it is an interesting story nonetheless. I was playing golf in the Philippines and before the round put my wallet with about $700 in cash and a novelty $1,000,000 bill that i keep for luck in the side pocket of my bag. Caddy takes my bag and off we go. Halfway round the course i hoof one into the trees and the caddy runs after it with my bag over his shoulder. He finds the ball, i play it and we finish the round. After the game i and my friend go for a drink in the clubhouse and i take my wallet with me, i still haven't tipped the caddy at this stage so he hasn't yet been paid. When i get my wallet out to pay for a drink i notice that all the cash is still in the wallet and acounted for but the novelty $1,000,000 bill is missing, when i go outside to the caddy shack the other caddies tell me has already left in a hurry and did not wait to be paid! There must be a moral there somewhere!