You're right, John. Anyone who can't find "any key" (or manages to find a key that's not "any Key," and some exist), ought to be using a Mac. Or a Sony Playstation. And they should stay away from real scisors, too. Stick to the ones with rounded ends. They might cut themselves using tools that are too sharp.

OK, easy boy... just a little wintel humor here... all in fun... just kidding!