(in my best Marlon Brando imitation)

"Matt, you come to me for a favor. I will grant it to you because I know one day you will do me a favor. When I take my sons, Santino, Fredo, and Gregorio for a ride in the Limo, we keep the horse on standby in case a thread on the chip board goes on and on and on with no conclusion. Then we can tell everyone involved that they are beating the horse to death. Out of respect, they end the thread."