They walk among us
>>
>> I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge.
>> I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
>> I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in
>> MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and
>> informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned
>> the money again.
>> I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I
>> departed the store with the $46.64.
>>
>> ..They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>>
>> I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
> sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
>> looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free."
>> "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're
>> both
> free"
>> She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
>>
>> ..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>>
>> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
>> of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
>> Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>>
>> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
>> which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
>> sun waking him up every morning.
>> She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
>> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
>> has for sometime,
>> she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
>>
>> ................They Walk Among Us!!
>>
>> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
>> One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
> center
> was open.
>> I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
>> week."
>> He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
>> Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>>
>> ................They Walk Among Us!
>>
>> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
>> through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>>
>> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%.
>> Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
>> The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>
>> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went
>> to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
>> never showed up. She smiled and told me not to
>> worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good
>> hands. "Now,"she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
>>
>> ................They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>
>> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
>> to
> go.
>> He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
>> would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
>> He thought about it for some time before responding.
>> "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
> pieces."
>>
>> ...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>
>> They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF
> ALL...................................they VOTE!
>>
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