Perhaps he meant "trails". Seems as if you'd take the Yellow Mud Trail if you were hauling hazmat through Calgary and then there was the night I'll never forget in Ft. Saskatchewan when my partner loaded too many kilograms of LOX, sheesh. Returning through Edmonton and noticing the convergence of Celcius and Farenheiht scales at minus 20 degrees and how come Ft. Saskachewan is in Alberta anyway? Hoping everyone has a boss who'll reimburse your Canadian travel receipts in US dollars!

Let's see, I do know a couple of ladies I'll be offering a free ride to LV in the next few days. Should be okay unless more than one accepts.