5'5" is a pretty good height. As coincidence would have it, my son Kevin is 5'5", and he doesn't seem to mind it at all.

Of course, he just turned 13.

But look at it this way... if you were one of the Three Stooges, you'd be the tallest one. Harpo Marx - 5'5". Dudley Moore - he was only 5'2". Danny DeVito - you got 5 inches on him.

Of course, you're not that funny. Let's see...

Al Pacino - 5'5". Earl Boykins - 5'5". Harry Houdini - 5'5". Charles Manson - 5'5".

But you haven't won any Oscars, played in the NBA, escaped from handcuffs while wearing a straight jacket, or killed anybody. That we know of.

Okay, here's a different angle. You're actually taller than Mel Brooks, Robert Blake, Michael J. Fox, Pablo Picasso, Mahatma Gandhi, Nikita Khrushchev, Martin Scorsese, Prince, Joe Pesci, and Paul Simon. And you're more than twice as tall as Verne Troyer.

So it's all good.

You're also way taller than Triumph The Insult Comic Dog who would say "I keeeeed, I keeeeed".