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I'll see your story and raise you one!

Great story Pete! Did you flatten his tires while he was getting donuts?

A few years ago, while dealing at Caesars, an elderly gentleman came up in a scooter and parked it next to one of the columns in Pit 6. He slowly walked up to the craps table, was provided with a stool, and played for a while. When he turned around to leave he noticed his scooter was missing. He had left the key in it!

Security was called and while they were writing up the report in the dice pit, the guy pointed across the casino and said, "There it goes!" An able bodied 30 year old guy, drunk as could be, was cruising around in it. The kick was that he had his ball cap turned backwards and pulled down on his head like a kid. Security took off running and rounded him up like a runaway horse back to the dice pit. The drunk apologized to the owner and explained, in a drunken slur, that he thought the casinos just left those sitting around for customers to use. rofl

No charges were filed.

Tyrus

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Able-bodied gamblers let it ride in Vegas
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I'll see your story and raise you one!
some folks need them

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