Is it better to beat the printer with a louisville slugger, or to unload my 32c into it. I have spent a great deal of time on this question. At my age, wailing away with a bat could aggrevate my arthritis, but gunshots could generate unpleasant attention from law enforcement. Especially the jokers who will compare gun size with manhood (I believe they are called deputies). I could use the shotgun, but the spread could damage the table.

How hard is it to scan red as red, not pink. If I copy it, then red is red. Sheesh.