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Abie, a rather shy, retiring gentleman who lives southeast, sent this one...
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A woman from Chicago and another from the East Coast were seated side-by-side on an airplane.

The woman from Chicago, being friendly and all, said: "So, where are you from?"

The East Coast woman said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The woman from Chicago sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where are you from, b!tch?"
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