New's Warning

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister

of Emigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if

military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off

America's supply of convenience store managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,

followed by Dell Customer Service Reps, Motel 6 Managers, and Liquor

Store Clerks.

IT IS GETTING UGLY ! SKIP