Ladies this has to be read, laughed at, and passed on. There is not a woman alive
today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one
morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been
rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work
and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35
minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such
visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next
to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least
presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the
procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other
side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million
miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort
this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a
sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping,
cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she
called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one
that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.