What the heck happened? I go off-board for two days and see threats, pulsing foreheads, and exploding heads upon my return!?!?!?!?

I tell ya, Scott, your rage has unbalanced you. Take a day off or two. I just have to laugh at all this, because if I didn't, it would probably seriously depress me...and I am virtually un-depressable. :)

BTW, what exactly is a "sawed-off piece of cr@p"??? I'm struggling to understand the epithet, but I fail to grasp what has got to be some underlying meaning. *shrug*