Here are some other fun things to do in a K-Mart store. I tried some of the others I posted while in Biloxi & got thown out by the manager, 2 security guys & a little old lady with a cane. The lady told me that I gave her the "Vapors" whatever that is!
1. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restroom. (Sorry Belinda)
2. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex & candy". (Double sorry, Belinda)
3. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
4. Put M&M's on layaway.
5. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
6. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
7. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
8. Go to an empty checkout stand & try to check people out. (This is the one that got me tossed)
9. Test the fishing rods & see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
10. (This one is disgusting but it can also be used at the Venitian, Belaggio & Paris while you harvest roulettes) Look right into the security camera, & use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Have a great weekend & keep your powder dry.