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We here who subsist a top the high plains of the Dakotas have all kinds of time and therefore, a lot of advise. You would not believe how many nights we have spent resolving our cities, counties, states, continents, hemispheres, plaints, and universes problems. By our accounts we have the best recommendation in the entire universe! But no one must be listing! So we are offering our free advice to any one who would have it. We do not charge for our free advice but we do need a small compensation to cover the cost of our conferences. Winning bidders will be able to e mail request for their free advice; we will post both their request and our advice on this page as soon after we hold our next meeting. Our meeting are normally held every Friday and or Saturday night from 8 PM till 2 AM or so, and are rotated between the closes and most assessable site that distributes sprits. We reserve the right to deny any request and will only post answers that would be allowed by e bay. Rejected requested will receive a refund of their bid with out explanation. Well thank you for looking and hope to HELP YOU SOON.
ad•vise
ad•vise [əd vz]
(past ad•vised, past participle ad•vised, present participle ad•vis•ing, 3rd person present singular ad•vis•es)
v
1. offer advice: to offer advice to somebody
We were advised to leave.
2. recommend: to suggest or recommend a course of action to somebody
3. inform: to tell somebody about something
4. vi seek advice: to seek advice or information

[14th century. Via Old French aviser , from avis “opinion.” Ultimately from Latin ad (meum) visum (see advice).]
advise = “inform”:
The use of the verb advise to mean “inform” is widely regarded as commercial jargon and is best avoided in general usage: Please advise us of [better: let us know] your new address. I will advise them [better: inform them] of the new time of the meeting.
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