...for those of us who are slot machine ignorant, how about a little rundown on this nifty looking thing. What and where to start and anything else you want to pass along.

Here's the good guy standing next to an old time slot. Take a lesson from this Jeff. The relationship of the chuck-a-luck to the slot machine as well as that hideous antler hatrack dealie... gotta be terrible fung seu for that saloon! Work on your flow, okay?