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Credit for this one goes to Abie, a rather shy, retiring gentleman who lives southeast...
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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed a man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the man responded, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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