Richard:

Will you babysit while my wife and I eat at the Steak House? Everytime we want to go to Vegas we have to do the switcharoo. I babysit and the wife plays the slots and during the day I can hang out with my chipper friends.

I'm trying to convince one of my nieces to come to the convention and babysit for us during the evenings. Maybe we should offer that service to other parents during the convention.