The Chip Board
Custom Search
   


The Chip Board Archive 16

ncr-more humor

**New Supermarket**

The new supermarkets have an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Messages In This Thread

ncr-more humor
I don't get it! rofl
Re: I don't get it! rofl
You're just Mad because i have a
Re: I'm open to a 'friendly' wager
Aaron, Sent you an e-mail, Please respond

Copyright 2022 David Spragg