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The late Albert Einstein's date of birth is March 14, 1879. Had he lived he'd soon be celebrating his 128th birthday.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Oh, be quiet! I don't write them - I just post them or forward them...
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