1. "I was told by somebody famous on here to always remind the folks who owe you chips."
I dont remember saying that. I remember someone else saying it. It may have been Andy Hughes.
Either way I agree

2. "He's pictured with a fake flying V guitar by a well known dead rocker"
Sorry to disappoint you but, it is not fake. It is most definitely real. All $750,000 worth ex Sothebys New York.