Yes, John the teflon Don...

I always am amused at Proved and Proven (both acceptable)

But let me toss in the old one.

If mouses are mice
Then houses should be hice.

And if gooses are geese,
Mooses should be Meese!

And the one you most likely haven't heard or seen before, what is the correct plural for Crocus? (the early Spring flowering plant)

Irregardless, I still can't spell anything in German except Beir!