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Another one from Beef, a gentleman with a shocking sense of humor who lives southeast...

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Just do something nice for Dad in my name and send me the bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense. However, bills for $200 kept arriving each month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on.

"Well," said his befuddled blonde brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad, so I rented him a tuxedo!"
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