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This one was sent to me by Beef, a gentleman with a shocking sense of humor who lives southeast...

A 17 year-old blonde surfer dude applied for a California high school summer job program and was hired. His job was to paint a white line down the middle of a highway.

On the first day, he got off to a good start and he painted a white line 7 miles long!

The next day, however, he painted a line only 4 miles long.

On the third day, he was down to less than a mile!

Finally, his supervisor approached him to ask why he was getting less and less productive each day.

The teen replied, "Well, it takes me longer and longer to get back to the paint bucket!"
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