Carlin is the best....

I love his airline routine -

Stewardess says ----"Ladies and Gentlemen, in the unlikely event of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop out of the area over your heads. If you are accompanied by young children - PLEASE fasten their masks securely to their heads BEFORE placing your OWN oxygen mask on..."

To which Carlin replies...

"HEY, if the kid can program his own VCR, he can JOLLY DAMN WELL put on his own oxygen mask!!"