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Because it was 'happy hour' for chicken wings, Tom orders 20 to get 20 more free. We had to move to a larger table to accommodate his plates.
Then he checks his calorie counter, sees he has exceeded his daily 20,000 calorie limit, and calls the waitress back to change his soda from regular to diet

Keith orders some sort of sandwich which basically comprises an entire loaf of bread. It disappears in two bites. All happens so quick that Pasternack doesnt even notice, and 5 minutes later he asks Keith "are you not ordering anything?"