1: Don't sign up for the poker tournament.

2: Don't buy, sell, or even attend the auction.

3: Don't talk to dealers.

4: Don't talk to collectors.

5: If you meet anyone with a first name that sounds like Archie, Charles, Chuck, John, Andy, Larry, Steve, Ralph, James,or any other name that has participated in a string that generated more than three replies on this board, run like heck.

6: Guard your copy of the club mag cause SOMEONE will not have received it and may kill you for yours.

7: Don't stay at the Trop

8: Don't stay at the Orleans.

9: Don't stay at the Aladdin (oh well, nevermind that one).

10: Don't, by any way shape or form, express an opinion about the club.

By following all these suggestions, you are insured of avoiding any heartburn. The alternative is to stay in your room and watch the Keno results on the TV. The second alternative is for everyone to quit b*tching about everything, go to Vegas, and have a good time!