... I have hit the European email lottery 28 times just this week alone and the smallest pot was about 10 million.

47 people went to Nigeria and got killed in plane crashes or auto wrecks and each one has left me about 50 million.

7 people have found funds and want me to help them move it to my bank account for 30% of the total which is in the millions.

By next week I am afraid I am going to have to buy a few more acres of land to dump all the money on!

I ain't worried about a Paypal scam! hahahaha