You asked, ".I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING."

I do different things on different days. Variety is the spice of life.

Among other things and please realize this is just a partial list:

Run hideous Workmen's Comp Scams.

Bilk widows and children out of their inheritances.

Read knobs on peoples heads for fun and profit.

Author helpful little volumes to help people cope with life. My latest, "Step by Step Instructions on How to Kill a Rat With an Oboe." is exceeding expectations.

Teach Hungarial Tassle Hanging.

Display sharpshooting and sniping skills for the skeptical.

Juggle chain saws and running whizzer knifes while blindfolded.

Try to explain why "Chicken Little Was Right." (Most just don't get it.)

Give historical seminars on the "Oscar Mayer Weinermobile."

Sell some stuff on Ebay. Recently pulled a bunch of my own teeth as there seems to be a growing market for them.

Continue my campaign to get Urinal Cakes and Dental Floss traded as a commodities. Seminars are being scheduled for potential investors. This is going to be big. Don't miss out on this!!!

Trying to get the Jerusalem artickoke "Scam" started again. I think most have forgotten about it by now. Should fly once more.

There's much more but this will give you an idea of how BUSY I really am.

Good luck on your Presidential Campaign. PLease be nice to the people you meet on the way up as you will meet the same ones on the way back down.

As always, "YATAHE, my little freakies."

Mark