I went back and looked and it appears to have been Brian "Mr Splashbar" Cashman. Look at it this way, you are following in the footsteps of Von "It's a kilt darnit" McKenzie.

And since you raised the issue of distance- It isn't how far the food court is, it is the steps, and lack of access, that makes you so useful.

By the way, those look like a couple a decent folks, since you sitting with them, I assume you were buying.