A little old lady gets into the elevator at the Bellagio. The elevator starts to go up, but stops on the next floor. A beautiful brunette gets on board.

As the elevator starts to rise again, the old lady sniffs the air. The brunette says "Shalimar...$145 an ounce".

Again the elevator stops, this time a stunning redhead steps in.

The elevator starts its ascent, and the old lady sniffs again. The redhead says "Chanel No. 5...$185 an ounce".

Again the elevator stops. As the door begins to open, "PPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTT" The little old lady cuts loose with a huge phart. As she steps off of the elevator the little old lady says "Klondike buffet...$2.99 all you can eat"!