Skip on baseball cards - "If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men."
Skip on baby age - "When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 months." "he's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place."
That is so true. I have a 4-month old. I am thankful to hear babies age in months because at least it means I don't have to hear it in weeks! "Oh he is 42 weeks" What the heck does that mean!? Sorry I don't carry a calculator around with me!
Thanks for the early laugh,
Dave C.
R-6666
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