$550 for a pistol? An ugly wife can cost thousands times more. Recoil? My wife can kick like a mule (the mule is much prettier and better disposition ). Load your guns up with SIX or NINE little bulletts? Bah! You should see my wife load up at an all-u-can eat buffet. Stainless Steel? My wife is rust proof. She's so ugly she has to put stuff on her face before she goes out in public. Never understood why it's the dog that has to be on the leash.