"will someone get Mike P off the bar. I think he slept there."

the sad part is that I didn't sleep at all, which you knew already.
At least I'm still smiling, though....must be bacause Tammy was next to me.
I think you should have a little plaque installed on VP machine #2....it could either say "Mike P DIDN'T sleep here," or (better) "beware- this machine only has a 42 card deck!"
MP