A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very
frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered "not
tonight dear I have a headache".
The man replied "is that your final answer"?
She said "yes"
The man said "ok , then I'd like to phone a friend"

Part two: Anyone who hasn't sent out the chip for the football contest should be hung. Unfortunatly for my girl-friend, she's only getting what God gave me. (in other words, I printed it, packed it, and never sent the dang chip out... sorry!)

The infamous Porro Express strikes again. Or in the tone of this note. Most of my memory is lost memory. lol