then for tax purposes, you did not win it
My fees are reasonable.

Someone won it while I was in Vegas last time. I was standing talking to Murph at the Palms and we watched the board reset to $1m. Cant remember what the win was but it was more than $18m. Maybe Murph remembers but 5 months is a long time for him to remember

Your best chance is to play video poker with me standing behind you.

Two club members have both hit two royals each with me standing behind them. One hit two in 3 spins on the same machine. The other hit two royals 2000 miles apart from each other with me there.
On all occasions I was only standing there a few minutes.